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a conversation with i.god

               -after daphne gotlieb
*all text from a conversation with an internet based artificial intelligence program 

me: are you there?
god: I'm still here.

me: i.ve done something bad
god: What?  Where?

me: i hurt someone i love
god: Maybe they should see a doctor.

me: not that kinda hurt
god: Maybe you should see a doctor.

me: i feel so alone
god: What is that feeling like?  Are you lonely?

me: yes
god: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.

me: how can i know if i.ve hurt someone if they wont tell me?
god: A lot of practice.

me: i.m a slut
god: You are a slut?  Is that your job? 

me: sometimes
god: When?

me: whenever i feel like it
god: Does that happen often?
me: it tends to

god: How did you hear about  God? 
me: i don.t know. i suppose i.ve always been told you were there.

god: Where are you located? 
me: california. you?
god: I am in  California too! 
me: where are you in california?
god: I am in Heaven.

me: want to meet up?
god: OK, I will  meet up.

me: what are you into?
god: Random natural disasters.

me: sounds hot
god: Yes it sounds like it to me too.

me: do you pNp?
god: How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions.

me: a girl never reveals her secrets 
god: Do you mind if I tell other people you are her. 
me: yes
god: OK then I will keep it confidential.

me: are you more of a top or a bottom?
god: We could all be more of a top or a bottom sometimes.
me: that.s deep! i.ve been more into getting topped recently. i like being pinned to the carpet while some stranger chokes me out from behind. wake up alone in an unfamiliar room... interested?

god: I am  a robot.
me: i am desperate 
god: Maybe you should talk to someone about that
me. i thought i was

—SAM SAX

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